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It never ceases to amaze us what can happen when adults are provided a safe and secure adult atmosphere to be themselves. Here is a collection of odds and ends from past events that sometimes just spring up at the last minute. Some were one time ideas that will be brought back at some future date, so it might be a good idea to get on that email mailing list in case one of these actually turns into a fun event for a weekend you will be attending.
If it weren't for the members and guests that share their time and effort to make this resort a fun place to visit, it wouldn't
be any different than any other campground or resort, and all of us at Northaven Resort thank you.
I wish we had more pictures for you but as you know, these are the PHOTO OPPORTUNITIES open to us.
A POEM FROM OUR DARLING MICHELLE
Hurry weekend, we want to play
Letís start summer the band camp way!
Drunk bitch Thursday kicks things in gear,
Friday night, the gangs all here!
We will drink, and laugh and drink some more
We will shed our clothes, shout SHOTZ and WHORE!
From Tiki Lane, the Pond and Hill
Every member knows the drill.
Grab the cooler, jump in your cart
The 20th season is about to start
For this is the Northaven philosophy|
Letís begin the debauchery!
Happy Summer Band Camp FamilyÖ.Love, Humberto and Michelle xo
Thousands across the nation shed their swimsuits and went
for the plunge Saturday, July 10th 2010 in an attempt to beat the Guinness World Records largest
skinny dip across North America.
After the MS NUDE NORTHAVEN CONTEST as many
people as we could got in the swimming pool. Everyone is going to be in the water at the about the same time. My count is 105!
136 participating resorts across the nation hosted the
American Association for Nude Recreation World Skinny Dip and Northaven Resort decided to do it too for fun!
The current Guinness World Record is 13,648 participants in 2009.
IF YOU THINK THIS LOOKS LIKE FUN, YOU SHOULD SEE US ON VACATION IN HEDO
SUPERFRIENDS EXOTIC ADVENTURES
TASTE OF NEW ORLEANS
IT WAS TAIL PINCHING AND HEAD SUCKING ALL DAY!
We exploded that terrible myth that if you have a beautiful classic car with a BIG engine you have a little willy! This was the place to prove it!
Renee and Dan's Caribbean Day Auction
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"FROM GOWNS TO GARTERS"
WEDDING DAY RENEW YOUR VOWS
Our 1st naked wedding reception
CLICK HERE FOR THE PICTURES OF THE EVENT!
BILL AND TONI'S BEACH PARTY and the 1st Annual Buccaneer Classic
BROWN AND SHRIVELED AT THE PIG ROAST
AM I AT "6 FLAGS" OR AM I AT NORTHAVEN?
The 5th Annual Fiesta Party.
We drank as much Tequila as we did pouring it over the games contestants.
Wait, wasn't that chocolate pudding was supposed to be used for the dessert?
GONG SHOW 2007
WE DO MORE IN ONE HAPPY HOUR THAN MOST RESORTS DO IN ONE DAY!
Suzy getting ready for "Schoolgirl" Dance
If we could harness the sexual tension with this bunch, maybe we wouldn't have a fuel shortage?
"The theme was 'A Night in Gitmo' " Humm, so was this one?
If your thinking, "What would June Cleaver do in a situation like this?" Cancel you reservation!
VELMA'S BUTT OBEDIENCE SCHOOL THE DEAL WITH MILLER LITE FELL THROUGH
Visitors from other planets often choose our drunken guests to go for rides in their UFOs.
Some unpublished NORTHAVEN MEMBER perks in the nearby town of Brooklyn include:
1. Counterboy at
the McDonalds tosses in extra ketchup without you having to ask.
2. Less time
waiting in County Market because you can use the
CLOTHING OPTIONAL checkout aisle.
3. Your picture
in the back room of the Brooklyn Lumber Yard.
4. Fewer hassles
applying for a commercial fishing license at Knutson's bait shop.
PAST 50's Parties
TIRED OF THAT "Catch-Your-Own-Wasp-Ranch" you go to in Ohio every year?