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The camp where your senses tend to diminish when you enter.
Especially your sense of decency!
 
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In every campground or resort, there seems to be a place where you will always find someone, day or night. Our main gazebo, located next to the pool and bonfire area, is just that spot.

If you believe in an afterlife and expect to find Miller Lite there, you will love this place!

We have 4 TVs with a satellite to match any sports bar where the folks have to wear clothes. This is where most of the food theme activities and pot lucks happen.

The Tiki bar has a frozen drink machine and BBQs. You can usually find folks enjoying the bonfire on Friday nights while they hold down a bar stool at the same time.

If you run out of drinks or snacks, it's a short walk to the store, if you feel guilty for eating so much, it is a shorter walk to the gym.

 

 


Showers are located right next to the courts in case you fall down and get sand in your happy place or  accidently spill a drink on yourself watching the games.

IS THAT A RING TOSS GAME-OR ARE YOU JUST GLAD TO SEE ME?
Just a reminder to the newer guests,
Volleyball is still the "designated camp sport."

VOLLEYBALL AT THE TRAIN STATION

Two sand volleyball courts are the main attraction in the sports center. There is a covered viewing area between the pond and the courts. If the action is slow, just turn around and watch the fish jump in the pond. Two courts allow any level of play, so if you're new to the sport and just want to have fun, there is a court for everyone.  
 Three volleyball tournaments are scheduled next year. The first, 
THE VOLLEYBALL CHALLENGE, or better known as "The Tournament of Hoses" in July. Then the second, "THE CUPLESS CLASSIC"  followed by a pig roast and Luau in September, and in 2015 we have the new "SWING WITH CLASS" for the serious players.

 


NORTHAVEN DJ'S

So where are the bathrooms and showers say the tenters? Right next to the clubhouse and disco! If Saturday night is your traditional night to get cleaned up, you can walk right from the shower to the dance,
EVERY SATURDAY NIGHT.

The disco has a huge dance floor and lights that make
it hard to call it by any other name.
Bring your own booze to this one.

Dances are from 9 PM till 1 AM.

On the long weekends we have two dances in case you just couldn't get enough celebrating the first night.

 



FOR THE SERIOUS WORKOUT!

The gym at Northaven Resort is not a couple of  free-weights and a fun house mirror to make you look thinner.

Larry and Velma have been actively involved in the body building industry for decades. They both competed on many levels and know the value of quality weight training equipment that can offer a FULL BODY WORKOUT.  

Lat Pull Down-Low Pulley Row-Cable Cross Overs
Smith Machine-Nordic Track Elliptical Trainer
Bench Press w/olympic weights-Lower Back Machine
Calf Machine-Leg Extension and Leg Curl Machine
Recumbent Bike

If you thought that amputation is the only way to make your weight goal this year, DON'T. Stop by our GYM.
 

 

 


STORE SPECIALS AND NEW STUFF

CAN'T FIND THE STORE?

Just look for Larry or listen for the snoring, and the store is close by!

The camp store is fully stocked with Beer, Wine, Soda (and other soft drinks), munchies, basic groceries, convenience items, AND NORTHAVEN T-SHIRTS.
Just don't forget to take your proud new purchase off before going to that all important PTA meeting or that visit to your parole officer.
It saves a lot of explaining.

Velma's INTERNATIONALLY FAMOUS home-made sandwiches (the Canadians like them) are always a great alternative to going back to the camper...AGAIN. These taste better than a cheerleader on game day.

 

For those of you that had too much tequila and can't remember the golf cart ride back to your place after the dance, here are a few pictures of what you missed!

 

It doesn't matter if you have a pup tent or a Diesel Pusher, we have a campsite just right for you.

NOTE: ALL GRILLS ARE CHARCOAL!

There are primitive sites, back in the woods with the critters as well as pads with electric and water near the clubhouse and pond with critters.

If you don't want to pull your RV back and forth each time you visit, contact Larry for storage options.

Contact Velma for reservations

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