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The Camp where "getting baked" has a variety of interpretations.
AM I AT NORTHAVEN OR AM I AT THE MALL?
Throughout the season, Velma has various opportunisitic buys that can happen at any time and of course, only available while supplies last. Check out this page occasionally or stop by "the
store" and see what she has new.
"TIRED OF SHOPPING AT "THE
GAP FOR LOSERS”
We have a new selection
of Northaven T-shirts at the store.
Bring money and your wife’s size. We will help you do the right
MORE THAN ONE WAY TO MESS IT UP..ONE MIGHT BE WORTH IT !
IN THE STORE AND LOTS OF COLORS
HEY.... IF YOU DON'T LIKE THESE CAMEL TOES, YOU AIN'T SHIITE!
DID THAT LAST ALLIGATOR DANCE SATURDAY NIGHT LEAVE YOU A LITTLE BUMPED UP?
NORTHAVEN DANCE PADS!
RENT TO OWN IN THE STORE!
Endorsed by Merri Beth
PUTTIN' THE "YUM" IN BUBBLE YUM!
Just in... Breast Enhancement Chewing Gum!!
As seen on TV !
Get some Bazooka for your Bazookas! Double D-Licious and Double your Pleasure, double your fun.
Stop by the store. CHECK OUT OUR RACK and get a mouthful!
(recommended by five out of five dentists)
NEW THIS WEEKEND.... SO THE GUM WORKED HUH?
We now have the NEW Apple Computer chip for your "girls" that can actually
store and play music in your breast.
This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women are always
complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
Only $499.00 Endorsed by Merri Beth
NEW AT "the store"
just got in a whole case of "SLIM FAST AND TEQUILA"
Not only can you get drunk, but you can lose
weight too. This introduction is the
first of "dual purpose" items at the store this year.
We expect the combo, SALAD DRESSING/SUN BLOCK
to be a big seller.
JESSIE, JIM, JOHN, JACK,
JOAN, JENNIFER, JILL--CHECK THIS OUT!
We just got in a supply of close outs from
the recently bankrupt, "Letter J-Only Monogram Shop"
If you have any other initial, Velma has a new selection of
"Northaven Resort" shirts and hats at some great prices.
Hurry!! Velma has gotten a new shipment of anatomically correct gingerbread men.
Also, if the goldfish crackers you bought
last week taste like real goldfish, bring them back, they were meant to go in
the pet section.