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Week #08 – June 19th to June 21st, 2026: Newbie Weekend – Medieval Fair Weekend

Something Olde, Something Newbie – A Clothing-Optional Medieval Weekend 

Thursday

Event: DBT

Location: The G Spot Gazebo

Time: 9pm – 11pm

Details: Join us for DBT as we celebrate Newbie Weekend NHR style!

 

Friday

Event: Newbie Welcome Night

Location: The G Spot Gazebo

Time: 9pm

Details: Join us as we take NHR into the past. Back to a time of Lords & Ladies, Elves & Fairies, Sultry Witches and Sexy Wizards.

Attendees are strongly encouraged to dress in the part. Remember, costume judging takes place all weekend.

Visit the Ye Olde Newbie Welcome booth to enter the drawing for the Newbie Welcome Basket, get your welcome package and schedule of events for the weekend.

Sign up for the Medieval games, jousting and fun events for Saturday.

Horn Blowers will be there to announce the Lords and Ladies in attendance, so wear your costumes! Our veteran members will be sharing their favorite shots and vying to win the coveted “Friendliest Fucker” honors for 2026!

s will be sharing their favorite shots and vying to win the coveted “Friendliest Fucker” honors for 2025! 

 

Event: Bonfire

Location: The Hot Spot

Time: 9pm

Details: Mingle with us and enjoy a relaxing bonfire. This is a great environment to spend time with friends or make some new ones. Bring your chair, your beverage of choice and have a great time chatting with the vets and newbies. 

 

Saturday

Event: Newbie Seminar

Location: Hotel California Lounge

Time: 11:30am

Details: Join George and Monique to learn about Northaven and how to get the most from our culture and atmosphere. 

Event: Medieval Games

Location: The Play Spot

Time: 12:30pm

Details:

Come to participate or just watch as we have NHR’s unique take on Renaissance Games! We will have hopper-ball jousting and games to take you back to a time of old.

Our cast of characters will be there to amuse our guests with our unique take on the days of old.

Visit Castle-Came-A-lot for a cocktail, a shot of “Holy Water” or a trip to the stockade to cleanse your soul.

There will be a photographer at the Castle, taking souvenir photos for our guests. We will have medieval props and backgrounds, so wear your costume! As a reminder, ONLY the authorized photographer will take photos; guests are prohibited from taking photos.

Enjoy a cold beer in the gazebo or have drinks at the Castle or the Tiki Bar. Games will start at 12:30 but, please, sign up earlier if you can.

We will also have drinks at the pool Tiki Bar for those who want to sun their buns and enjoy a relaxing time at the pool.

Event: Potluck Dinner

Location: The G Spot Gazebo

Time: 5:30pm

Details: Hamburgers and hot dogs provided.  Everyone attending should bring a dish to pass. Please vote for best side-dish…awards given for first, second, and third place.       

 

Event: Dance (theme – GYPSIES, TRAMPS AND THIEVES)

Location: Hotel California Lounge

Time: 9pm-1am

Details: Spend the night socializing with the NHR gang. As always, this is a BYOB event. Do not forget you can pick up beer and wine at the Sexy Sundries General Store! Bring your favorite beverage, your dancing shoes, and your best moves.

We will have awards for the best Medieval Costumes, the best Gypsy and, of course, the Sexiest Tramp at the dance.

We will also award the yard sign and the pass the trophy to winner of the Friendliest Fucker Game, 2026 and the drawing for the Newbie Prize Basket so bring your tickets!

Please remember that 50/50 tickets will be on sale at the dance. Please purchase them by 10:30 pm.

 

Sunday

Event: Drinks and snacks

Location: The Wet Spot

Time: 1pm

Details: Time to wind down with a relaxing afternoon.

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